My dear sweet hubs has been back from his 13 month long deployment for 6 months now! Its been wonderful. I am so glad to have him home safe, but I am not very happy about the things that got left in war torn country! Among other things left behind were a few things I wish had made it home, like his $250 sunglasses, my boobs and a 'special' hand made book! Let me explain...
One of the things I loved to do while he was gone was send him creative care packages. I sent him a 'Kiss Box' that was plastered with lip prints, had several things of chapstick that i used in advance, lots of herseys kisses, a mix cd of songs with the word kiss in them and several other things. Boxes like that were fun!
For valentines one of the things I sent him was a little note book that was blank when i bought it and I wrote on EVERY single page! Some pages had what I loved about him, some had words to our song and there were also some dirty little notes, prob drew some inappropriate pics and heaven knows what else... This lil book did not make it home!
I also made him a silly pillow case! I cut out the front of one of my bras and sewed it onto a pillow, stuffed the cups with cotton and wrote conry rhyme like 'lay your head upon my chest and then you will have sweet rest'? i dont remember exactly but something like that... And yes he totally used it! hahaha
Well the last month he was overseas he was stuck at a different location than his normal place and low and behold he never got to go back so other people packed up his stuff for him. Of course not everything made it back. So my thought is there are some loves sick lonely dudes over there sleeping on my boobs and reading my dirty words that were meant for my hubs eyes only?!
This is totally a random post but I will always wonder if someone is over there getting their jollies off of my boobs and dirty lil notes hahaha I hope someone burned them along with the crap but this will likely remain one of lifes great mysteries!
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Oh no! I would be a little upset too :P
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Turns out Brother-in-law #2 was just kidding around (he'd found some very harmless pics!) but we knew what they were up to then :)
Oh my goodness!!! I'm laughing because I'm totally picturing some random lonely guy sleeping on someone else's homemade boob pillow!!
ReplyDeleteOh my, I would die from embarrassment!! Hopefully you didn't write your name on any of it?? :P
ReplyDeleteLook at it this way, while they're still stuck over there serving our country, you are doing them a huge favor ;)
ReplyDeleteHAHA I'm sorry, I just had to laugh a bit about it. I'm sure your boob pillow is keeping someone sane over there and feeling quite alive with your notebook. When my friend's husband died in May, someone in the unit was the one to collect all his things to send home and she told me there was some dirty photos with her face, but thankfully, they threw those out before his goods came home and ended up in the wrong hands.
ReplyDeleteHahaha oh my goodness!! So sorry he left your boobs in afghanistan lol.
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My husband did something like that similar on his first deployment. I was just completely mortified.
ReplyDeleteEWWW! Thats funny but sort of creepy to think about! Thank you for linking up!
ReplyDeleteEeek, how embarrassing! I'm sure the things are amusing some troop over there.
ReplyDeleteHa ha! That's awesome! What fun packages you sent to him! I'm glad your honey is home...even if your "unmentionables" didn't make it back! ;)
ReplyDeleteSO cute!! so glad he's back with you :)
ReplyDeleteThose are such totally sweet care packages. And very creative, I might add. I'm glad he's home with you. :)
ReplyDeleteOMG! Love that idea! If it wasn't so far into the deployment, I'd totally steal it! I sent panties at the beginning of his deployment and while he was on R&R they moved all of his stuff to another room. I pray to God that no one touched or saw my panties! LOL
ReplyDeleteomg how crazy! i always wondered if anyone else got their hands on the letters i'd write my hubby during his deployments.
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ReplyDeleteThat's absolutely hilarious! Just think of it as a gesture of kindness helping some guy get through his deployment instead of the creepy aspect, haha!
A) that's hilarious! B) 145 points to you for making a boob pillow! My husband spent 15 months in s. Korea before we got married, and I'm sure he would have loved something like that! haha!
ReplyDeleteWOW :-) What a thought. I am sure that those items are being put to good (?) use! My husband always leaves the questionable items behind... in the burn pit. You never know what 'they' will go through when things come back. My husband has been home almost 6 months since his 12 month deployment... I hope things are going well for you!
ReplyDeleteHahaha this post totally made me laugh! I would be weirded out too, though. You're too cute though to do that for him!
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