The good, the bad and Mommy I peed in my hair!

DUDE! If I ever thought it was rough when I had a 24 month old, a 12 month old, a new born and a husband in Afghanistan was hard.. that was nothing compared to having 3 toddlers all at one time! LOL Yeah yeah I said dude!  Its one of those annoying words I obsessively overuse!  So anyway I was sitting in a lawn chair enjoying the beautiful day while watching my kids play  outside when my 3 1/2 year old stops to go in to potty.  He comes out afterwards, stands besides me, hair dripping... and says, Mommy! I peed in my hair! Knowing this is pretty close to impossible i said Benjamin, how how did you pee in your hair ?  He said Because I wanted to! I said no how?  He said...  I dunked my head  in the toilet!  OMG! Why?! Boys will be boys?  YUCK!  And I just caught him trying to do it again!  He peed then bent over, head first! Luckily I just happened to walk in and stopped him a millisecond before his hair touched the pee pee filled water!  

This is Benjamin and Cloee.. They are trying to knock some leafs out of the tree while saying "Mommy! Get the salad down! I want some salad!  Salad come here! I want salad!!!!  And below is Cloee after she managed to knock some 'salad' down!  She quickly discovered it does not taste the same as salad we make in the house! LOL Crazy Princess!!!

Im pretty sure most of my 'prim and proper' fam and friends are somewhat shocked by my facebook statues this week... Heres a few of the more crazy (but oh so true) ones > Nothing like going in to check on your 2 yr old princess who is suppose to be going potty, only to find her holding daddy's stinky old spice deodorant... She had already applied it to 97% of her body!
>Driving down the road I felt like something was crawling in my pants... I scratched and before long I realize I had a bug in my pants now between my fingers and wiggling! I started to freak and when we came to a stop light I quickly yanked my pants off and gave them to Benjamin Karl Sanders who searches my pants for the culprit and says oh It's just one those scorpion bugs! WHAT?!!! It was actually nothing like a scorpion but OMg ! There was a bug in my pants!!!!
>Benjamin thinks cutting nails is the worst thing in the world! He was just sitting in the couch chewing on his toe nails I said Benjamin that's nasty! He said I no wanna cut nails so I eat them! Lol ewwww
>Benjamin said mommy come see! I drew something incredible! He took me to the chalk board and I said wow incredible then he said come in the living room! It's even more incredible! He drew allll over the entertainment center! I said Benjamin that is not incredible that's bad! He said but mommy! I drew a road for my cars! Luckily chalk wipes right away!

>UGH that moment when you ask your 18 month whats him his mouth, followed by get your handout of your crack, followed by OMG! WE DONT EAT POOP! sick!!!!! But of course among the craziness, the poop, cleaning up pee and all the insanity there are fun sweet moments like this...

Yes some days are nasty, some days are beyond stressful and annoying but I love  ... wait... As I was typing how i love my crazy life my princess came up to me and said.. Mommy I need a wipe... Her hand was covered in poop... as she said in the cutest lil voice ever.. Mommy I pooped in my panties again :( Oh the joys!!!!! Yes I really do love my crazy nasty messy make me wanna puke daily life filled with 3 of the craziest, cutest, sweetest, messiest, stinkiest...... lil loves! hahah!

4 Years!

So sorry I have been MIA for the past 2 weeks but life happens :)  Yesterday was our 4 year anniversary!  

As my sweet hubs gives me bunny ears! Ha! Anyway we had a fun eve! We went to Zios YUM and just walked around bricktown and had fun time out together!

Heres a few snaps of our wedding 4 years ago!  We got engaged on March 8th and were starting to plan a big October Wedding!  I had already asked most of my bridesmaids, secured the preacher, picked a date and confirmed with the church and I was trying to start planning most things before Ben left for Basic & AIT on April 1st.  Well life happened!  On March 17th we found out we were pregnant and would be as big as a house and 8 months pregnant come October! With the hubs leaving April 1st and not returning till October we decided to just get married before he left!  Originally it was supposed to just be a quick in our pastors office kind of thing... 

My friend Autumn convinced me to look at dresses and I found the perfect dress on Davids Bridal $99 sale!  Sadly my veil cost more than the dress hahah!

Another friends mom was an amazing cake maker and  talked me into doing cake and before I knew it the pastors office wouldnt work.  We ended up in the small sanctuary and planned in 4 days, everyone invited via text message and over 180 people there! hahah

It was beautiful and I wouldnt trade it for anything!  So thankful to have found my BFF and so thankful for 4 amazing years!  Looking forward to the next 40 more!!!!  

Life happens

I think I am officially off my hiatus! I really didnt mean to have one but as we all know life happens!  In November Benjamin turned 3, Cloee 2 and Jaxsen 1!  Then thanksgiving then a fun challenge when i had a panic half way through bc my brides maid dress was literally 4-5 inches away from closing and tried starving and hcg and other things for quick alternatives and ended up having to have my dress signigicantly altered, gaining more weight and being miserable!  Christmas with a million sets of families, stomach bugs, flus, headaches, er trips, urgent care trips and the list goes on!  Its been pure craziness!  I just wanted to take a few mins and share a few fun pics and a little of the craziness with you!

First off besides being totally mad at the fatness my body has stored on (that will be another post too) I am in the I totally hate my hair stage and why the heck did I ever cut it off!  I had a horrible experience with my last appointment (will share in another post) and just cant get to be ok with it!

Today I tried something new and I was asked 'Arent you going to fix your hair?' Haha!

 

 

  This is Jax, he is now 14 months old and a total biggie piggie!  Here he is eating a waffle! Eesh! I dont want my kids to have these bad habits lol!

 

 

 The kids all got new house shoes for christmas! Benjamin calls these his tiger feet and getting him to wear them is a serious fight! haha

 Heres our chunky monkey sleeping like a man! haha! Hes too cute!

Benjamin has been a total ham lately!  love it! He sits like this then says.. Mommy do you know what im thinking?

Followed by something totally random like 'i think you have a chicken in your eye?' lol

My princess had the stomach bug for a whole day and this is her just snuggling me she is too sweet for words!

Just a little catch up.. cant wait to get back into a serious routine!  One where things make since, where my laundry is somewhat caught up and where I can have a little down time to sit and read all the blogs I love!!!  Talk to you soon! Thanks for stopping by and reading and Im looking forward to sharing so much more with you soon!

Tutu dresses, wedding drama and love

Yesterday my BFF got married! I can't tell you how proud I am of her! They set out to stay virgins till their wedding day and they did it! I do not know of anyone else that actually has done it! I'm sure there are some but I am just amazed! She is such a testament to the girls that she leads! Soo proud!

The wedding was eventful! I was so excited when she asked if Benjamin would be her ring bearer! I was also nervous! He just turned 3 and doesn't always listen so well! He did not do good during rehearsal but I was hoping it has to do with the fact that it was after bed time!
Well the wedding started and he ventured down the isle with the flower girls and the moment he saw me on stage he took off running saying mommy mommy! Then cloee saw him and took off to the stage saying hi benji!!! Lol my mom got cloee and then Benjamin decided he wanted Mimi and went to sit down with her!
After the vows began Benjamin ran back on stage, threw his pillow at me and said I don't want it anymore! Lol! After that my mom took the kids to a play room for the rest of the wedding! Lol

The flower girl dresses were tutu dresses that turned out great! I have been so busy that they didn't get made till 2 nights before the wedding! Eek! Thankfully it all worked out!

Hopefully after Christmas life will slow back down a little and I can get back into blogging on a regular basis! With a new job, the wedding and Christmas it's been crazy!!!

Oh and by the way... My dress did not fit and luckily my wonderful neighbor was able to work some magic! She literally has to cut the sides open and sew in a 2 inch strip on each side! Ugh! I ordered it a size to small which was obviously a bad bad bad decision!!

Here's some pics! Thank you guys for being so awesome! I am seriously missing all my blogging loves! Ready to get back into things!!!!

Happy Monday pics

So Monday used to be my favorite day because the hubs and I were both off on Tuesdays but now I work all day on Tuesdays! So Monday is just Monday again!
Life is still crazy busy and I'm still trying to get into a good routine. Finding time to blog has been hard. I have so many post thoughts in my head but hard finding time to sit down and get them written.

Thought I would share some silly pics of my crazy 3 under 3!
Right now they are all into the rocking horse, eating pickles, eating ice and terrorizing the Christmas tree!

Benjamin, our oldest, is all about prayers right now and it's so sweet! Last night he said thank you Jesus for my church and for my fwodee (cloee) being in my class now! Then he ended with merry Christmas Jesus amen hahha
Love my sweet babies!

I promise to try to have some more solid posts this week!

Our Week in Pics

I can't believe its already Friday!  Here are a few pics of our week so far!  We are gearing up to go to the store and I have a new game plan! I will share later, we will see if it works first! All I can say is bribery is coming! haha Im bad I know! 
This is princess, oh so cute but in a Bad bad mood! 

This is our new version of a double stroller! Our sit and stand has seen the last of its days and thats ok because I hated it!  This is so much easier! I got two umbrella strollers from wally world! We chose Mickey and Minnie and then I ordered a set of connectors off of Amazon and wala! Instant double stroller for like $40!

I dont know why but Jaxsen sleeps better in our recliner than anywhere! Here is is all sacked out!

These kind of pics make me happy because I really do have such an amazing husband!  Love him!

 Life with my 3 crazies under 3 wouldn't be complete without some shots of them being crazy at the store! haha!

 This pic just cracks me up! He is totally in the NO PICTURES MOMMY phase! But here I snapped one while he was telling me about an airplane! Cant believe he is almost 3! 

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Fun at the lake before I pull my hair out

We're having loads of fun at the lake! (Before you try to figure out where I live and rob me, I have a heat packing house sitter so go ahead and try lol)
Wanted to share some fun and silly pics and say help! I may pull out my hair lol!
3 kids in this tiny 5th wheel is draining! So much they can't get into, play with or even touch! They are 3 under 3 and I may pull my hair out before we come home!
Hoping tomorrow is nice so they can play outside alllllll day! Goal for the morning is to go into town and find some fun entertaining things for them for when we have to be inside in the eve lol!
Will share more later. Pray for me! Hahaha I do have to say I'm super excited that my sweet hubs is sleeping on the fold into a bed table with the boys while I get to sleep good and snuggle in the bed with my sweet princess!
Hoping tomorrow night will be nice enough for us to all snuggle in the tent. Tonight it's just a little too cold.

This crapper for sale pic is so funny! You know you are in redneck country when you see this! Lol