Saturday, September 15, 2012

From the mouth of babes

Kids seriously do say the darndest things!  As soon as my hubs gets off work I am going  to buy a journal for each of my kids so I can start writing down the funny things they say and do every day!

Thought I would share some of the funnies!

Today while driving accross town to go see daddy for lunch Benjamin, our oldest and almost 3 year old) pulled his sisters hair, so much so that he had quite a few strands in his hand!  I said Benjamin Keith! As soon as we get to daddys work you are gonna have to get a spanking because that was very bad etc... 
Benjamin said: Im sorry fwodee (what he calls cloee) Its ok mommy i give her hair back now! 

Benjamin has always been our little poop inspector but lately Cloee has joined in on it! Yesterday while changing Jax, Benjamin bent over looked at his dirty diaper and said EWWWW Its BROWN!  Then Cloee joins in.. Ewwww Brown!  lol Crazy kids!

We have been trying to break benjamin of saying 'butt' and instead say booty or dupa.  But now everything is all about dupas and bootys!
Me: Benjamin what are you doing?
Benjamin: (while playing with the toy kitchen) Mommy! Im cooking stinky bootys in here!

When benjamin said booty or dupa in a bad way if i respond by saying Benjamin?! He says Mommy I said dupa not butt!

He is all about saying Weenie! Why oh why did we teach him that word!
Now its constantly 'It smells like stinky weenies in here!' 

Last week while he was bothering me while I was trying to potty he said
Mommy? Where is your weenie!  Ohemgee I just said mommys dont have weenies lol!  Wasnt expecting that question so early!

Then while daddy was walking through to get a towel (naked) Benjamin said Daddy! Cover up your weenie! Lol

I have told my hubs time and time again to be careful because benjamin repeats everything!  The other day while they were all strapped in their highchairs watching a show and eating a snack daddy said psst lets go get a quickie and benjamin said Mommy! I want a quickie! OMG  I tried to pass it off as a cookie! Hahah! Hey dont judge! When you got 3 under 3 you gotta do what you gotta do! hahaha

Cloee (almost 2)is all the sudden bursting with sentences!  Every time we go somewhere she screams There it is!!!! I Find it!!!!
Of course my favorite is when she says I love you mommy! Its oh so sweet when she says love you daddy, love you benji and love you jax jax too!  She is too much!

This age is so much fun! I bet next year with a 2, 3 and 4 year old will be beyond comical! ha  Hope you enjoyed a lil look into our silliness!
Happy Saturday!

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  1. That is too funny! We taught our 3yo to say burp instead of fart; he has no clue there is a difference.

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  3. hahah your kids are adorable!

  4. That's cute! Kids say the darnedest things!


  5. Thanks for linking up with the FIRST EVER Super Sunday Sync! Pass the work around :)

  6. Kids do say the funniest things. I love your one about the "quickie" - LOL. My kids are 9 and almost 6 and they say the craziest things too. I'm visiting from the Super Sunday Sync and I already follow you. Have a nice Sunday! :D

  7. This is so cute! My husband use to tell my daughter not to touch her "junk" when she was a baby. Well it stuck so around our house you have boy junk or girl junk!

  8. Next time I need a good giggle to perk up my day, I think I'll have to bookmark this post and visit again. What fun living in a house of dupas and weenies. Hehe. Thanks for sharing this lighthearted post with me this week.


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